Umpire vs Vampire………few differences

1) Alphabetical disorder: One starts with “u”and the rest with “va”.

2) Dress Colour  Code: for Vampire, its preferably Black  while for the umpire its white and black.

3) Age and appearance preference: Vampire ought to be young and charming, whereas umpires should be old [except Dharmasena, he is young still not competent enough to be a vampire………..is he????]

4) Vampires can fly.[fictional] Umpires cannot, they can only raise the index finger up to show Vampires are flying.

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