Similarities & differences between Hitler and Charlie Chaplin

Similarities:

i) Both Hitler and Charlie Chaplin are Aries.

ii)Both have horrendous dimensional mustache which always seemed that they are struggling with upper lip movements.

iii)Both are short height.

Here comes the differences:

i)Hitler associated with tragedy   and Charlie Chaplin with comedy .

ii) Hitler  can take the World by GUN and Chaplin with fun.

iii) Hitler never used Kohl in his eyes [nobody sees Hitler in kohl rimmed eyes] whereas kohl rimmed Charlie is an added fun.

iv) Hitler’s gas chamber is the deadliest thing one could ever imagine. On the contrary, if Charlie Chaplin would have been put inside the gas chamber two things could   happen… a) either the entire airy substance of the gas chamber would have converted into laughing gas or the gas chamber would have burst out into laughter.

[sorry for the rubbish joke but can’t help to share]

Imagine actor Asit Sen in ECB [ gustakhi mwaf!!!1]

       

“Suno Strauss , suno KP darling[ partiality], just now we received a phone  call from the  Earth Summit that the ongoing clash between both of you has caused immense Global Warming and experts from 25 countries are engaged in researching the possible solution for the ongoing clash. Even they are planning to do immense DNA read for both of you. Abhi apne apne jaigey se hilna mat. 😛 “