Team India ready for 2nd test

Shubman Gill

Ajinkya Rahane

Rishabh Pant

& mighty Cheteswar Pujara

Virat Kohli needs no intro

Coach: Sandalwood [slightly derogatory but will retain till final result]

and

soundproof headgear for umpire resisting Dolby digital lbw appeal

& last but not the least the bewitching anti swing spell by Indian cricket first lady https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JTWGBaTV_Ig

mama Ravi mama….right now Indian dressing room

Johnny Walker & Mirror effects…birthday special

name the male actor in this song! any guess?

music director: Laxmikant-Pyarelal

jane kahan mera…..

before tomorrow’s morality oops match….

lets have a look at this wonderful song:

am sure two things we all have done in school:

a) reaching late at prayer

b) struggling with one eye to see whether teacher is looking at us or not in the prayer time

chal beta selfie le le re…..

bla bla bla and more blaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa…………………….

comments are gulpable not commentators[ or may be vice versa 😉 ]

Similarities & differences between Hitler and Charlie Chaplin

Similarities:

i) Both Hitler and Charlie Chaplin are Aries.

ii)Both have horrendous dimensional mustache which always seemed that they are struggling with upper lip movements.

iii)Both are short height.

Here comes the differences:

i)Hitler associated with tragedy   and Charlie Chaplin with comedy .

ii) Hitler  can take the World by GUN and Chaplin with fun.

iii) Hitler never used Kohl in his eyes [nobody sees Hitler in kohl rimmed eyes] whereas kohl rimmed Charlie is an added fun.

iv) Hitler’s gas chamber is the deadliest thing one could ever imagine. On the contrary, if Charlie Chaplin would have been put inside the gas chamber two things could   happen… a) either the entire airy substance of the gas chamber would have converted into laughing gas or the gas chamber would have burst out into laughter.

[sorry for the rubbish joke but can’t help to share]

!!!!*****!!!

dont underestimate me ever

neither here

 

nor here

 

and finally here………………..