Team India ready for 2nd test

Shubman Gill
Ajinkya Rahane
Rishabh Pant
& mighty Cheteswar Pujara
Virat Kohli needs no intro
Coach: Sandalwood [slightly derogatory but will retain till final result]


soundproof headgear for umpire resisting Dolby digital lbw appeal

& last but not the least the bewitching anti swing spell by Indian cricket first lady

Similarities & differences between Hitler and Charlie Chaplin


i) Both Hitler and Charlie Chaplin are Aries.

ii)Both have horrendous dimensional mustache which always seemed that they are struggling with upper lip movements.

iii)Both are short height.

Here comes the differences:

i)Hitler associated with tragedy   and Charlie Chaplin with comedy .

ii) Hitler  can take the World by GUN and Chaplin with fun.

iii) Hitler never used Kohl in his eyes [nobody sees Hitler in kohl rimmed eyes] whereas kohl rimmed Charlie is an added fun.

iv) Hitler’s gas chamber is the deadliest thing one could ever imagine. On the contrary, if Charlie Chaplin would have been put inside the gas chamber two things could   happen… a) either the entire airy substance of the gas chamber would have converted into laughing gas or the gas chamber would have burst out into laughter.

[sorry for the rubbish joke but can’t help to share]